Saturday, February 19, 2011

Benny the Blogger


This is Benny the Dog, guest blogging here. You may have heard some stories about me and I'm here to tell you they are simply not true. I am not the cute and cuddly pup that the humans would have you believe. I am in fact, a secret agent. I work undercover as the Snugger. This is the cover I use to find the infamous cat simply known as "The Stray". The Stray has been know to use my human's backyard as her own personal litter box and walk all over like she owns the place. I am here to capture and bring her in. She has elluded me so far however. I believe she has an accomplice. We call this one, The Cow. I am restricted by my alias life because the humans have fenced me in or leashed me. But I have seen and had brief contact with these two ellusive pussies. And you can make my words, I will take them down.

I have commandeered the lady human's machine to get this message out to all of you. If you see the Stray or the Cow, remember they are foe, not friends. Any help you can give me to helping me track these bitches down would be helpful. Oh, got to go, I think they said the word "treat"...

Couch and Pancakes

Yesterday, one year after we moved the couches into the house via the family room window, G's friends were back to help us move them out last night to make room for the new sectional we got today. Along with pizza and beer, we celebrated one year in our house by acting very similar to the first day in the house. Moving stuff around then eating.

But nooooow.... the NEW SECTIONAL IS HERE! They showed up at 7:40 to deliver the couch that was coming between 8:09am and 11:09am. Well better early than late.

Speaking of late, this weekend our Thank Yous WILL get out... new couch, lend me your powers!


Monday is pancake day. Not like National Pancake Day or anything stupid like that. No this is pancake day done right. My friends and I are driving from all over to Ridgewood, NJ to get basically the most awesome pancakes. Will they be able to fit all of us in a timely fashion? Will the pancakes be as good as we're building them up to be? Who knows, but we're driving an hour and a half to get there, so I am hoping for the best.

Here is the menu... enjoy being jealous.